Yo Mama's So Poor
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	Yo Mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
	Yo Mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
	Yo Mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
	Yo Mama's so poor, her BOSS pants are unemployed.
	Yo Mama's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"
	Yo Mama's so poor, I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said "Redecorating."
	Yo Mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."
	Yo Mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she lives in a two story Dorrito bag.
	Yo Mama's so poor, when I stepped on her doormat she said "Hey, you can't go upstairs."
	Yo Mama's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"
	Yo Mama's so poor, I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin' around the toilet singin' "We are family!"
	Yo Mama's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Hey, who turned off the heater?"
	Yo Mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?"
	Yo Mama's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma go?"
	Yo Mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
	Yo Mama's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "
	Yo Mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Ain't you ever seen a mobile home?"
	Yo Mama's so poor, the bank repossesed her cardboard box.
	Yo Mama's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."
	Yo Mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."
	Yo Mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she handed me a shovel and said "May the force be with you."

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