Yo Mama's So Poor
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	Yo Mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "Two buckets to your left."
	Yo Mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
	Yo Mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
	Yo Mama's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
	Yo Mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
	Yo Mama's so poor, she can't even afford free cookies from the supermarket.
	Yo Mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she put free samples on layaway.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it goes off, it goes (Now you knock on something wood)
	Yo Mama's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti."
	Yo Mama's so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
	Yo Mama's so po, she can't even afford the last two letters.
	Yo Mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
	Yo Mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money.
	Yo Mama's so poor, people rob her house for practice.
	Yo Mama's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food-stamps.
	Yo Mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot Pockets."

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