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   Yo Mama's So Short

	Yo Mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
	Yo Mamas so short, she trips on her tampon string
	Yo Mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
	Yo Mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
	Yo Mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
	Yo Mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
	Yo Mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
	Yo Mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
	Yo Mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
	Yo Mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
	Yo Mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
	Yo Mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
	Yo Mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.
	Yo Mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
	Yo Mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing up.
	Yo Mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
	Yo Mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.
	Yo Mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
	Yo Mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
	Yo Mama's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.
	Yo Mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
	Yo Mama's so short, she's affraid to get off the carpet alone.
	Yo Mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.

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