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   Yo Mama's So Skinny

	Yo Mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
	Yo Mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
	Yo Mama's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs.
	Yo Mama's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.

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