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   Yo Mama's So Stupid
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	Yo Mama's so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

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