Yo Mama's So Stupid
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	Yo Mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
	Yo Mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.

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