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   Yo Mama's So Stupid
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	Yo Mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
	Yo Mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
	Yo Mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

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