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   Yo Mama's So Stupid
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	Yo Mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
	Yo Mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
	Yo Mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

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