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   Yo Mama's Teeth Are ...

	Yo Mama's teeth are so crooked, she can eat an apple through a chain link fence.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so crooked, she was the head model for the original Jack 'O Lantern.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when god said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.
	When I looked at Yo Mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!"
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
	Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.
	Yo Mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.

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