Yo Mama's So Ugly
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  Yo mama's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink
  Yo mama's so ugly she put on a turtle neck and she look like a busted condom.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, It looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a axe!!
  Yo Mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
  Yo Mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
  Yo Mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes. Yo Mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
  Yo Mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

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