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   Yo Mama's So Ugly
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	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
	Yo Mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
	Yo Mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.

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