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   Yo Mama's So Ugly
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	Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound.
	Yo Mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
	Yo Mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
	When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
	Yo Mama's so ugly, she can stand on the front porch and count the chickens in the back.

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