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What is the difference between a washing machine and a sorority girl? You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for three weeks.

How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

What do fat women and mopeds have in common? They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see either one.

What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A little red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They like a tight seal.

What do tofu and dildos have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

What do women and tornados have in common? They both scream before they come and they take everything with them when they leave.

What do Rubick's Cubes and penises have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

what do women and condoms have in common? They both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick.

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