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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.

What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex? During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A tea bag.

What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl? A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed. A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home.

How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools!

What do toys and womens breasts have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with

What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant? One rolls on its back for peanuts and the other one lives in a zoo.

What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.

What has 98 legs & 23 teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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