Page 187
|
After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, both
space agencies have determined the cause for the accident which has
placed the space station and its resident personnel in jeopardy. In terse statements at a recent press conference, Soviet and US space agency spokespersons said Thursday: We have concluded joint investigations concerning this potentially tragic accident and each nation's team separately, has arrived at identical conclusions for this incident. The accident was caused by one thing and one thing only... OBJECTS IN MIR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. |
|
| Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart? |
|
| What is the difference between driving in heavy fog, and going down on a woman? When you are driving in heavy fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you! |
|
| What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. |
|
| A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked the judge.
"Guilty or not guilty." "Not guilty," replied the man. "On what grounds?" queried the judge. "I didn't think she was dead....I thought she was an American." |
|
| Ane day a man was driving down the road and his truck broke down, He stopped and asked a girl at a farm house if he
could stay in the barn for the night. She said, "Yes, as long as you don't pull my pantyhose down from the rafters." The next morning she woke up and went to the barn and she saw her pantyhose on the ground. He said that he was sorry and asked if he could stay another night. She said, "Yes, as long as you don't pee on my donkey." The next morning she went out to the barn and caught him peeing on her donkey. He again said that he was sorry and asked if he could please stay one more night. She said, "Yes, as long as you don't paint my cat yellow and if you do, I'm warning you...I'll call the cops." The next morning she went to the barn and sure enough, he had painted her cat yellow! "That's it!" she said, "I'm calling the cops!" She ran to the house and dialed the police. "Come quick!" she blurted, "There's a maniac in my house. He pulled down my pantyhose, pissed on my ass, and painted my pussy yellow!" |
|
| A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. After a few more general health questions the doctor asked, "How many times do you have sex per month?" "About two or three." the man replied. "You should be doing better than that." the doctor offered. "Take these pills and come back in a month." The man did and a month later he was again asked by the doctor, "How many times did you have sex last month?" "About two or three times." the man answered again. "I can't understand it," the doctor continued, "you should be doing much better than that." "I don't know," replied the man, "that's not bad for having no car and a small parish." |
|
| Did you her that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on. |
|
| You might be a redneck if your kids hide their Easter eggs under cow patties. |
|
| The Hillary Clinton Virus: Your files disappear and then mysteriously reappear a year later. |
|
To Page 186
Coop's Home Page
To Page 188
Back To Dial A Joke-Page |
|
SEARCH FOR JOKES ABOUT |
|
Navigation |