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How do you find a fat woman's pussy? Flip through the folds until you smell shit, then go back one. |
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| How do you recycle a used tampon? As a tea bag for vampires |
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| Whats grosser than gross? A Cheerleader suction cupped to the floor. |
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| There was this rich family, they had only one daughter and wanted her to marry a very rich man. So her parents hired a match
maker to find her good partner. So the match maker found a nice gentlemanm who was rich and handsome. Little did he know that his left foot was amputated and he was wearing a wooden leg. So the match was made and the girl got married. On the honeymoon the girl found out about his foot. The girl came running to her mother and said "Mother, mother, he has only one foot!" The mother said, "You're very lucky, your father had only 6 inches." |
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| This cowboy rides into an old west town many years ago. He spots the local watering hole and rides his horse over there. He ties
the horse up in front of the saloon and then takes a look around. Then he proceeds to the back of the horse and lifts up his tail and looks around again. Next he kisses the horse right on the ass for a good 20-30 seconds. He releases his lip lock on the horses butt and drops the horses tail. Then he walks into the saloon and orders a whisky from the bartender. At this time people are looking at him real funny because he now notices that his horse is parked right in front of a big window in the saloon. The bar tender gives him the drink but first he asks the cowboy "I noticed you getting pretty friendly with your horse there buddy, I know its none of my business, but what the hell are you doing kissing the horse right on the ass?" The cowboy takes a sip of his drink and then replies "Its simple bartender, I have chapped lips!" The bartender says "Chapped lips eh? I didn't know that kissing a horses butt cures chapped lips!" "No, no, no" says the cowboy. "It doesn't cure chapped lips, but it sure stops you from lickin em!" |
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| Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggie bag for later. |
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| What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party! |
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| Loren Bobbit is writing a biographical book, its title is: Six Inches From Prison ......... she also loves reading. Her favorite novel is Moby Dick ..........and next week she starts a new job as a sales representative for .......... SNAP ON TOOLS! |
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| What is the high point of a bulimic's party?
When the cake comes out of the girl. |
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| Why are they having so much trouble finding a cure for AIDS? The scientists can't get the little mice to butt fuck. |
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