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What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. |
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| What's the difference between sin and shame? It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. |
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| What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around |
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| What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. |
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| Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" |
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| Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. |
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| If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P. |
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| What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago." |
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| What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay. |
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| What's another name for pickled bread? Dill-dough |
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